Friday, 14 December, 2018

'SNL' Mocks Joe Scarborough & Mika Brzezinski For Sexual Chemistry & Engagement

'SNL' Mocks Joe Scarborough & Mika Brzezinski For Sexual Chemistry & Engagement 'SNL' Mocks Joe Scarborough & Mika Brzezinski For Sexual Chemistry & Engagement
Herman Weaver | 07 May, 2017, 15:20

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, co-hosts of MSNBC's "Morning Joe", are tying the knot.

It was announced early Thursday morning that the hosts of MSNBC's 'Morning Joe' have gotten engaged.

The cold open kicked off with Brzezinski, who was played by Kate McKinnon, and Scarborough, played by Alex Moffat, flirting with each other while also arguing back and forth about the future of health care in the United States.

The "Morning Joe" crew were joined on the phone by Alec Baldwin as President Donald Trump masquerading as his own publicist "John Miller", a nod to a bonkers interview Trump did in 1991 with the Washington Post in which he pretended to be his own publicist.

Federal Reserve Leaves Interest Rates Unchanged
The U.S. added just 98,000 net new jobs in March, the fewest in a year, although economists said weather was probably a factor. Data released last Friday showed the slowest pace of expansion in USA gross domestic product (GDP) for three years.


WWE Smackdown: Kevin Owens assaults Chris Jericho
Although, I assume this is just a holdover until The New Day arrives to serve the Usos with a great big bowl of Booty Os. When asked if he went too far in the post-match beatdown to Chris Jericho, Owens says no and asks Shane what he thinks.


Odisha CM Naveen Patnaik reshuffles his cabinet
Ministers of State: Nrushingha Sahu, Anant Das, Chandra Sarathi Behera and Sushant Singh. Nirajnan Pujari, earlier the Speaker, has been inducted as a minister.


"John Miller", aka Trump, touted the House passage of the GOP's revised Obamacare repeal bill, but shut up rather quickly when reminded that there's a-whole-nother chamber of Congress the bill must pass before it even comes close to becoming law.

For those unaware, Baldwin's cameo as Trump masquerading as his own publicist was a nod to a freakish interview the president did back in 1991 with the Washington Post where he pretended to be his own publicist.

"We were sitting here just about 24 hours here yesterday", Brooke Baldwin said to her guest, "and critics pointing out, I'll just be blunt, a lot of white guys in ties celebrating at the Rose Garden ceremony". "It's not repealed yet; the bill still has to pass the Senate". They were walking up a hill to a hotel bar in the coastal town of Antibes when Brzezinski said Scarborough got down on one knee, presented Brzezinski with an oval-shaped diamond ring and asked the question.

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